Wisdom Be Yawn Years

by Vi Carious

Quotes are always good to start with, right? Real writers open chapters with quotes all the time.

Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.

— Albert Einstein

Do or do not. There is no try.

— Yoda

OK. So actually we didn’t compile those little bits of wisdom ourselves, as technically they came from a super-geek (read: Really Freakin’ Expensive) book on “Professional Texture Application in 3D Gaming Environments.” (What did you think we read in our spare time, Cosmo?)

On the upside, we do come true to our word today and offer up a bit more “in depth” understanding on that whole “Paris after Cannes to Film a Movie” plan we had. In case you missed that particular post, it should be pretty easy to get you up to speed. I had been in Cannes for the Film Festival with a bunch of U.S. adult stars, then Dee, Inari Vachs, Devinn Lane, Mark Stone, and I had scheduled a trip to Paris for the following week, to shoot the European part of a show called French Kiss for Wicked Pictures.

Basically, I got to travel around one of the great cities in the world with three of the great ladies in the world … and Mark. Better yet, someone else was paying for everything. … I’ve had worse gigs.